Just overheard...

Ryan: (wearing some big boy underwear) I call this a "weenie pocket"

a few minutes later...

Ryan: This hurts a little bit.

Mom: What hurts?

Ryan: My weenie.

Mom: Why?

Ryan: Because it's going up, and it's supposed to go down.

Mom: Oh...I didn't know there were rules.

Ryan: Yep, there are rules.

(Don't get too excited, I'm sure I'll be changing wet big boy underwear soon enough. I'm just hoping that one day he might surprise me!)