Overheard this AM

Ryan: Mommy, I want something to eat (translation: I'm bored)

Mom: What would you like?

Ryan: Peanut butter crackers

Mom: OK, do you want square crackers (Triscuits) or round crackers (Ritz)?

Ryan: Round crackers, like the shape of Megan's head.

Whew! Good thing Megan isn't a square-head!