Overheard in the Living Room...

So Ryan decides to take it upon himself to take off Megan's diaper after she pooped. The problem was that it wasn't a "clean" poop, if you know what I mean. It ended up ALL over her. I got her cleaned up and sent her on her way. A few minutes later, she comes to me and says: 'Mommy, Poop!" While pointing to her leg. Now I have to find the origin of said "poop."

Mom: Megan, show me where got the poop on your leg.

Megan: Right there. (Pointing to her leg.)

What I meant was...where did you sit/slide/move to get poop smeared all over her leg! Serves me right for asking the question, she answered it perfectly! :)