Overheard...catching up!

Overheard just a few minutes ago...

Mom: Ryan? What are you doing? (As he's standing behind me on the chair)

Ryan: I'm putting your hoodie up.

Ryan: sings "Dum Dum Dum Dum-de-Dum Dum-de-Dum" (Darth Vader Theme)

Mom: Nice...

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Overheard outside the bathroom door...

Ryan: Megan? Will you give me a hug?

Megan: No.

Ryan: Megan? Will you give me a high-five?

*slap*

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Overheard at dinner the other night...

Dad: Ryan? Did you just lie to me?

Ryan: I have to lie Daddy.

Dad: Why do you have to lie?

Ryan: Because I did bad things.

Mom: (laughs to herself in the kitchen)