A question?!

While I was changing Ryan's diaper just a few minutes ago...

Ryan: Mom, when am I going to get bigger? (this is what I THOUGHT I heard.)

Mom: When are YOU going to get bigger? You're getting bigger every day!

Ryan: NO, when are you going to get bigger? (again this is what I THOUGHT I heard.)

Mom: When am I going to get bigger?

Ryan: NO, when are you going to get bigger? (I'm definitely NOT hearing this kid!)

Mom: When is Mommy going to get bigger? Mommy's not growing anymore, I'm already big!

Ryan: (takes the 'B' out of his mouth, because it's impeding his question!) NO!! When is my weenie going to get bigger?!?

Mom: (Pause) Like Daddy?

Ryan: Yes!

I don't remember the rest because I was trying to keep from laughing at him and spreading powder or whatever all over the room!