Muffin Man?

Overheard at Breakfast...

Dad: (while grilling muffins in the kitchen) Ryan, the muffins are almost ready.

Mom: (in the living room - singing) Do you know the muffin man?

Ryan: (pauses) no

Updated: After baking your muffins and letting them cool (or taking them out of the package from Sam's club), cut them in half and grill them in a pan with a little butter (Yummmmyyyy!)